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Joke of the Day

"Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: ""Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner"" *centipede walks in* ""You've got to be kiddin me"""

"My grandmother used to wakeup and head for the bathroom . along the wat she would say with a raised voice 'o Jesus christ' Soon after my grandfather passed away she asked me to move the coffee table"

"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"

"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."

"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"Teachers of the modern era who still expect hard copies of assignments can't bitch when I turn in a margarita-soaked paper."

"I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na"

"My daughter complained we were out of snacks so I lifted the couch cushions."

"What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted? Hey we have a toot in common."