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Joke of the Day

"What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted? Hey we have a toot in common."

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side"

"A pianist is currently on trial. He was accused of fingering A Minor."

"What's the opposite of a cock blocker? A Rooster Booster"

"Me: ""Gee Thanks for spilling Cheerios all over the floor."" 3yo: ""You're welcome Mom, look at this!""*scatters more on floor I deserve that."

"[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad"

"Just saw a car with ""Just Married"" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean.."

"I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive"

"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."

"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""