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Joke of the Day

"What an age we live in... ... when a family of billionaires moves into government subsidized housing previously occupied by black people."

"Pedophile pulls up next to a kid and says ""Hey little boy, come in my car and I'll give you a lollie"" kid says ... ""Give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth"""

"Poured Tresemme on a spider in the shower & scooted him down the drain, he reemerged w/ voluminous hair & screamed at me in a French accent"

"Clean: How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place a bunch of peas in that hole, and when a polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him right in the ice hole."

"I'm one of those people that no one warned you about."

"Why couldn't the traffic light get a date? She was wearing no turn on red. :|"

"My foot wants to interact with your face. "

"When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga"

"If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?"

"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."