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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the traffic light get a date? She was wearing no turn on red. :|"
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"When your boss tells you ""I need you to have everything done by Friday."" You say... I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!"
"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."
"THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon"
"fun prank: text a girl ""we need to talk right now"" and then throw your phone into a river"
"A man walks into a bookshop and says, ""can I have a book by Shakespeare?"" ""Of course, Sir, which one?"" The man replies, ""William."""
"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."
"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."
"Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up."
"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."