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Joke of the Day

"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."

"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""

"What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale."

"Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman."

"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"

"Me: *goes to jail for murdering coworkers* Boss: You're still coming in early tomorrow, right?"

"How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one."

"Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon? It might Pikachu."

"I hope ""citibank"" is better at math than spelling."

"Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? ""Not to be confused with each other."""