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Joke of the Day

"Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars"

"Why do old men take Viagra... It stops them from rolling out of bed."

"What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction."

"To the guy who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing!"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog."

"So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . ""Daddy, when is my 6th birthday?"""

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."

"Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs."

"How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong."

"What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever."