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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog."

"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"

"Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!"

"What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay? I ain't no snitch."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Grab onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

"Q: Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? A: To stomp out forest fires."

"If you can read this, you're standing too close to my iPhone!"

"So 3 mods and a user walk into a bar [deleted]"

"Chuck Norris graduated Summa Cum Laude at Harvard after only 1 class."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walked into this bar... ..and of course we all know this because they wouldn't shut up about it."