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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog."

"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."

"A prostitute runs out of a chicken coop and says ... ""Well, that's the last time I do *that* for two cocks!"""

"How do you get out of an elephant? Q: How do you get out of an elephant? A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)"

"Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle..."

"why couldn't mrs. claus get pregnant? santa only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney..."

"Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."

"From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!"

"What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio? Nah, I must stay."

"Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house."