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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction."
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"SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled."
"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."
"The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6."
"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until hes 13"
"I appreciate it when someone tells me to just ""get over it"" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills."
"Do you know why I love working out? Because I always feel like a weight has been lifted."
"Lindsay Lohan says she can't walk down the street without men chasing her. They're drug dealers Lindsay pay your debts.."
"Just built a kite that'll hold my cat. Figured if a mouse helped discover electricity then my cat & I should be able to unlock time travel."
"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."