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Joke of the Day
"What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs? .. I'm only Peking."
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"People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that."
"How much does a cockney spend on shampoo? Paan ten."
"ME: where's your brother? OLDEST CHILD: where's another roll of duct tape? ME: *sprints to the basement*"
"I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid it."
"To my fellow graduates; don't you forget about me Just something to instil into your simple minds. I am *not* proud of this."
"Apparently, occupants aren't 8 legged pants for octopi"
"A journalist is interviewing a five hundred pound man with paper thin skin who is getting a full body skin transplant. The reporter asks if he is excited. He says, ""I can barely contain myself!"""
"How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas? Tarrif-ied."
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm read for free"