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Joke of the Day
"What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs? .. I'm only Peking."
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"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"
"What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham"
"Asked for Cheez-its Wife buys Cheese Nips Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did."
"Some people say ""If you can't beat them, join them"". I say ""If you can't beat them, beat them"", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise."
"My ex-wife's a whore! I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be so mean about my ex-wife. I love my ex-wife. The problem is; is that for twenty five bucks everybody else could too!"
"I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can."
"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure Salad"
"Have you heard the joke about the girl with Progeria? It got old pretty fast. (I know, it's awful)."