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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a quarter and a nickel? The Hiroshima bombing didn't kill a nickel of a million civilians."

"Cat: Human, congratulations, I've chosen your face to sleep upon tonight. If at some point you cannot breathe, do not wake me."

"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""

"I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat."

"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"

"What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM"

"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."

"Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone."

"Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one."

"Dance like nobody's watching you. 'Cause they're not. Nobody cares. ~Inspirational tweet~"