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Joke of the Day

"How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!"

"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."

"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."

"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."

"Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?"

"When three or four Natives gather together... There's usually a fifth."

"Sorry I faked my death during the middle of your boring story."

"If you sit on your hands 15 minutes before filling in an exam, it feels like somebody else is disappointing for your teacher. Edit: grammar"

"[Nsfw] So I went to this convention for women who had lost their legs... The place was crawling with pussy."

"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it up to here with them."