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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I'm getting a back rub & he stops 3 mins in & says ""my thumbs hurt."" It's not like I ever say ""My jaw hurts."" I finish the job."

"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."

"A German Dad Joke So, because St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow I asked my dad (who is German) if Germans have any day like St. Patrick's Day. His said, ""Yes, it's called October."""

"Why does sweden have so many somalis? They have a pirate bay......"

"What do you call a pirate that sells things? A sailor."

"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."

"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."

"What's the hardest part about eating a brownie? Having to face her parents at the sentencing."

"A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon."

"Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts."