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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about eating a brownie? Having to face her parents at the sentencing."

"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."

"*watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Nun"

"I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a ""badboy"" type."

"Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!"

"What if a side effect to laxatives was death? That'd be a shitty way to die."

"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."

"The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck."

"[Serious] Tell me an offensive joke..."