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Joke of the Day
"This spa was amazing! Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash."
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"Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night."
"So this guy gets pulled over... He's speeding and clearly stoned. The police officer says: ""How high are you?"" And the man replies ""No officer, it's hi how are you."""
"An Irishman walks past a bar"
"In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?"
"Be glad that Hitler existed. Think about all of the Jew jokes we would have missed without him!"
"I don't know what the next iPhone looks like... But what I can tell you, its going to be a big 6S"
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your father's cock tastes like blood."
"If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo? Racist"
"Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, ""You want fries with that"" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever."