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Joke of the Day

"""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)"

"It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad."

"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."

"What's the difference between a cow and September 11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."

"How do I explain to this bank teller than I'm just robbing her and not the bank?"

"Marathon runner: I think we're lost. Why does that sign say Grand Canyon? Are you sure this is the right way? Lemming: Just trust me, ok?"

"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!! Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up."

"I sexually identify as a table. That is all."