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Joke of the Day
"I sexually identify as a table. That is all."
Next Joke
"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."
"I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane."
"Two racist women were fighting on a subway.... the other woman said ""Go suck a big black albino dick""."
"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"
"What did the beaver say when he fell in water? Damn it."
"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"
"You know what's synonymous with the ""This pussy grabs back"" movement? The clench of the clam movement."
"Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: ""woof"""
"Have you heard the story when the idiot said no?"