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Joke of the Day

"I'm woman enough to admit when you're wrong"

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"What is the difference between a baby and a stamp? I don't have a stamp collection."
"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."
"If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie."
"Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products?"
"How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma."
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"Dogs are all ""huh?"" while cats are all ""ugh."""
"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."
"I am amazing at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"