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Joke of the Day

"I'm woman enough to admit when you're wrong"

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"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards."
"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."
"What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."
"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."
"An old man and young boy are walking through the woods at night; the boy says ""I'm scared."", to which the old man responds ""*You're* scared?? *I'm* the one that has to walk back alone!"""
"""Life isn't fair!"" is an ironclad excuse for treating people like crap."
"Today I really missed my Ex I think I need a better scope."
"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission."
"An jihidist walks into a club ...on a Tuesday..."