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Joke of the Day
"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."
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"What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er."
"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."""
"What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign? Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me"
"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."
"SON: Mom, Grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die, not mine."
"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."
"I'm curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they're taking it out of their cars too?"
"You ever had a wish sandwhich It's were you have 2 pieces of white bread, and wish you had some meat"
"I think I will take my next drivers license picture drunk so I can say pshaw! I always look like that."