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Joke of the Day
"CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro Using the innovative 'Old age' technique"
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"A man told me that he wasn't constipated I think he's full of shit."
"Democrats are the sexiest party... Because no one wants some elephant"
"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."
"I want to tell you all a UDP joke ... but you might not get it."
"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."
"The link in the text.... Stolen Bull semen. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/"
"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"
"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."
"[halftime] Coach: Okay men we're literally losing at basketball to a dog... any ideas? -I have one. *pulls out vacuum with a jersey on*"