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Joke of the Day
"My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave."
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"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."
"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? My son won't eat broccoli."
"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""
"Me: Can I have $5? Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1998?"
"What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? Hor-crocs."
"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."
"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"
"He died doing what he loved, checking his mentions while driving."
"Schools should teach mandatory classes on when a phone conversation is done."