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Joke of the Day

"From where did the sperm whale get it's name? Ask your grandparents."

"For today. * Knock knock. * Who's there? * 9/11. * 9/11 who? * [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler)"

"What's worse than spiders on your piano? Crabs on your organ"

"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."

"My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients... The worst part is that he's a veterinarian. Lol just kidding, he's a pediatrician."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."

"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"

"My grandad fought in the war, he was posted to germany. He was Missing In Action for weeks, because the army couldn't afford recorded post."

"I'd like to give a shout out Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is."