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Joke of the Day
"Bernie demands change... whereas Hillary prefers cards or cheques."
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"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."
"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""
"New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk."
"if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions"
"Remember, it's not what you do... it's what you get away with."
"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."
"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"
"What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker? ""Pass the Shar Pei, please."""
"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."