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Joke of the Day
"Remember, it's not what you do... it's what you get away with."
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"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"At the store: Sir, do you have cotton balls? Look, if I had cotton balls my kids would be plush toys!"
"When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from over excitement."
"what's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money"
"How many Nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? One. He makes three Polacks do it at gunpoint."
"Why would somebody punch a sheep? Ewe wouldn't understand."
"[Giraffe Weatherman] ""Yes Bob, we have a major blizzard happening up here but *giraffe lowers head* on the ground we're still looking good."""
"Why was the attorney kicked out of choir? All she could sing was, ""Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."""
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)"