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Joke of the Day
"Remember, it's not what you do... it's what you get away with."
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"Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television."
"What do Irish feminists call men? O'Pressors"
"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass"
"Some of my friends are doctors and human rights activists and I just spent the last 22 minutes trying to open a pistachio."
"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."
"What is mother-approved and child-tested? Coat-Hanger Abortions"
"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""
"You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you."