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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"
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"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled"
"What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic"
"Nurse: ""It says here you're lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?"" Me: ""No. I just really, really can't stand polos with crocodiles on them."""
"How do you circumcise a Texan? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've already lost three days."
"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."