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Joke of the Day
"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."
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"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"
"What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Christopher Reeve."
"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."
"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""
"If laziness were an olympic discipline... ... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium..."
"So this guy comes in a smokeshop. No wait! A horse! So this guy comes in a horse"
"""I say, this bloody coffee tastes like mud!...."" "" It should sir, it was ground this morning."""
"There's never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself "" thank god the cops are here"""
"Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference ""How to Deal with Stakeholders"""