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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year."
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"A seal walks into a club. The end."
"I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance."
"I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement."
"I can odd. But I can't even."
"I can't understand why the Nike store's ""vodka drinking couch pants"" are labeled ""yoga pants""."
"Hahahahah Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"What do you call it when you stick a dried grape to the ceiling? Raisin the roof!"
"You send yourself a message through time. ""Invest in google"" it says. You don't have money in the past either. Nothing Changes"
"My friend told me if im upset about something i should sleep on it... I told him to give it a rest."