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Joke of the Day

"I can't understand why the Nike store's ""vodka drinking couch pants"" are labeled ""yoga pants""."

"*Pulls away from Kissing* Me: This isn't weird is it? Cat: Meow"

"Starbucks coffee and Adam Hills. ""Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're going to get it, but its going to be rough."" Adam Hills"

"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."

"Hey man, 1980 called. It wants its--oh, can you hold on? I've got 1945 on the other line, and he's conferencing in 1973 so I should get this"

"I was going to say a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"

"Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it's not just women who won't marry you."

"Why did Waldo go to therapy? ..to find himself."

"Black Fathers"