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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you stick a dried grape to the ceiling? Raisin the roof!"
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"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"
"To my friend who I cheat at cards against: I'm sorry, but I think uno me well enough."
"""No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you."" - soulmates"
"Twitter, because I owe people on Facebook money."
"Why was the nerd not late for class? ...He booked it."
"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"
"Women and washing machines What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? Washing machine doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it."
"Two dyslexics run into a bank... and they shout ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""
"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."