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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you stick a dried grape to the ceiling? Raisin the roof!"
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"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."
"A vasectomy can make a vas deferens in your life"
"How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'? 1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... I^will^see^myself^out"
"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."
"Text your dad ""egg salad sandwich"" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken."
"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."
"A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, ""Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."" The photon replies, ""No, I am traveling light!"""