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Joke of the Day
"Ahhhh,,, At last, my wife has found something her butt does not look big in............... Walmart"
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"A Muslim, A Christiana and a Jew walk into a bar, The Muslim blows up the place before anyone could say anything."
"""mainstream"" = ""white people found out"""
"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."
"*pulls out stack of pancakes and completely stuffs mouth during interview* Nexft queffstun pleeazse ""Umm. Your biggest weakness?"" Panfccakes"
"""No comment"" said no woman, ever"
"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."
"Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had."
"I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched."
"My thumb keeps attacking my pinky... I've got a civil war on my hands!"