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Joke of the Day
"Ahhhh,,, At last, my wife has found something her butt does not look big in............... Walmart"
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"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"
"Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere."
"how do you call those guys who hang around with musicians all the time? Drummers."
"I met a man whose feet were always asleep. I guess you could say he was comatoes."
"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"
"The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye."
"How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !"
"Hanukkah Matata to all Jewish Redditors! It means no worries! Except for the worries you have about disappointing your mother."