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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !"

"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."

"There's lots of reasons to shave your pubic hair as a man... Because it was longer than my dick is apparently not as popular of a reason as I thought."

"I know a lesbian couple who used to breed fighting roosters they were the only lesbian couple in the world who raised cocks"

"Why are Canadians atheist? Because they are Eh-theists."

"Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in, you are cut off."

"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"

"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia."

"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !"