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Joke of the Day
"""Can I watch you open it?"" -Weird UPS guy"
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"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket? Crammed in."
"Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, ""Hey, I found you on Twitter"" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart."
"Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury."
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
"What is a difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus? It takes one nail to hang a picture."
"If you're in an indoor shooting range and it starts burning down, what do you yell to warn everyone ?"
"An electron and a positron went into a bar and got totally annihilated."
"What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you? A train"