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Joke of the Day
"""Can I watch you open it?"" -Weird UPS guy"
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"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."
"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""
"Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played."
"On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?"
"I sincerely hope that when I get older my children don't put me in a home or on a stage at a political convention."
"A man goes to a library and asks for a book on Suicide The Librarian says: Fuck off, You wont bring it back."
"My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed. Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad."
"Have you ever said something and immediately thought ""I didn't know I knew that."""
"NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! Except my government, boss, his wife, my girlfriend, my parents, my doctor, friends, neighbours, their dogs..."