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Joke of the Day

"Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a ""funny uncle"" in the family....don't you think the firing squad was a little harsh???"

"NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! Except my government, boss, his wife, my girlfriend, my parents, my doctor, friends, neighbours, their dogs..."

"3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do? Throw one cigarette away and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter."

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!"

"painting Painting is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination simultaneously"

"How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre."

"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."

"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"

"People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important"

"Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars? putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to"