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Joke of the Day

"What's Black White And Red All Over? A Police Shootout"

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."

"Dammit, stop summoning me to fight global warming! I'll believe it when the remaining 3% of scientists believe it! -Republican Capt. Planet"

"What do you call a deer with big eyes? A big-eye deer!"

"I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes."

"I got a computer for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."

"Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist? Florine talent."

"I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work."

"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."

"How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure? They pull out."