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Joke of the Day

"Do you like Christmas? Then why don't you merry it?"

"Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy? If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)"

"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"

"Yo Mama's so stupidshe got locked in a ""Furniture World"" and slept on the floor."

"3 database admins walked into a nosql bar A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table"

"CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan"

"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"

"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"

"What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks"