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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama's so stupidshe got locked in a ""Furniture World"" and slept on the floor."

"I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit."

"Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure. Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa."

"I took part in an erection competition over the weekend I made it to the semi's"

"We are all Asian We are all older than we were yesterday."

"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I need space."

"Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there's a parrot on the shoulder."

"How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins."

"I have the heart of a lion... and a lifelong ban from the zoo."