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Joke of the Day

"CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan"

"Why did the bear faint upon seeing his friend eat a donut? He thought his friend was eating his own claw. In reality he was just eating a bear claw donut. D'oh!"

"How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !"

"I like Jesus... But he loves me. It's an awkward friendship."

"My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one."

"The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men. They are sending them out to sea."

"What did Death say when his furniture was repossessed? There will be reapercushions."

"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."

"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"

"My dog recently stole my loafers. Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**"