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Joke of the Day
"What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks"
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"Nice Girls are found in every corner of the world... ...unfortunately, the world is round."
"What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment"
"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll have sex with their boyfriends"
"Just killed a spider IN MY BED!! So if you need me, I'll be burning down my home and looking for a new place to live."
"My favorite sexual position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit."
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new year's Eve party When you hear an Arab count down from 10 your instincts kick in."
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs."
"That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."