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Joke of the Day

"A woman gave birth to triplets. She named them Tim, Tom, and Tat. Unfortunately at feeding time there was no tit for Tat."

"Vanilla Ice is selling more records lately Guess his fans are seminemtal"

"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."

"DID YOU KNOW? If you sleep on your side every night, your face eventually slides around your head like on a flounder."

"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."

"I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just wrong. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it."

"If you're having trouble with using the correct your/you're, just use ""ur"" because ur a retard."

"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."

"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."

"I bet sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers."