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Joke of the Day

"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."

"Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well."

"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands."

"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"

"Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof."

"""if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"" The wise man smiled. ""my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"""

"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."

"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."

"Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families."