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Joke of the Day
"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."
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"Cinco de Mayo jokes, eh? Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? TEQUILA!"
"Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher. One guy accidentally fires at his friend's crotch. His friend falls to the ground and screams, ""MY BANGERS ARE MASHED!"""
"""America's Most Wanted"" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition."
"My girlfriend has accused me of stalking her. Well, technically she's not my girlfriend yet."
"Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate? Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise."
"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"
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"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"
"I really like non-sequiters But I prefer irony."