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Joke of the Day

"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"

"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"

"What do you call a neolithic taking a walk? A meanderthal"

"Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu."

"Simple instructions from FBI to crack any almost any iPhone. Drop face-down on hard surface from about 4 feet in the air. That should do the trick."

"The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone... Double Fine"

"People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I've never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal."

"Utensils Guy 1: ""Hey, did you hear that Joe got knifed the other day?"" Guy 2: ""That's forked up!"" Guy 1: *glares at Guy 2* Guy 2: ""What? Too spoon?*"

"A magician was walking down the street .... and he turned into a grocery store"