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Joke of the Day

"Simple instructions from FBI to crack any almost any iPhone. Drop face-down on hard surface from about 4 feet in the air. That should do the trick."

"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."

"What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press? File compression"

"Is a Welshman's girlfriend... ...his baae?"

"SpaceX won't be drinking Champagne tonight. Every time they pop the cork it ends up back where it started..."

"Why did the black man buy 4 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale."

"I like my women like I like my ice cream. Freezer-burned"

"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"

"There was a little girl who had a curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very good. But when she was bad, hot damn, she was terrific!"

"Waldo collapses on the beach because it's August & he's fully clothed with a ski cap. You spot him easily"