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Joke of the Day

"Simple instructions from FBI to crack any almost any iPhone. Drop face-down on hard surface from about 4 feet in the air. That should do the trick."

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."

"Why don't women propose to men? Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring."

"I've seen such a change in myself this past year. I've really grown a lot. I need bigger pants"

"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"

"What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey? You don't deserve a banana."

"What is 1 + 1? 3 if you don't use protection."

"If you're not part of the solution, I think... well, technically, that makes you insoluble sediment."

"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"