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Joke of the Day

"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"

"I got my dog a tinder... He loves chasing pussy"

"I like telling people I'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great I look."

"The entire UK walks into a bar. Half of the people decided to leave, so they all had to go."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"

"Why was the lesbian mermaid fired from the bakery? She was eating all the muff-fins."

"Why was the electoral map feeling down? It wasn't, it was feeling blue."

"So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend."

"Scientists have identified the dog particle. It is a good particle. Such a good particle yes it is. Does it want a treatsy weatsy yes it doe"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."