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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."

"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."

"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."

"What do gangsters put on their nachos? Glock-amole"

"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"

"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."

"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."

"Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo."

"""When I saw you driving down the road I guessed 55 at least."" ""You're wrong officer it's only my hat that makes me look that old."""

"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe."