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Joke of the Day

"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."

"What do American beer and sex in a canoe have in common? F***ing close to water!"

"What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance? Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance? A bucket and a shovel."

"Why do abusive clowns make good comedians? They just hit you funny."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"

"There should be a second 'The Ugly Duckling' written Benjamin Button-style for all the cute kids that turn out ugly."

"The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day. Wife: ""Windows frozen."" Husband: ""Pour some warm water over them."" Wife: ""Computer completely screwed up now."""

"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"

"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."

"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"