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Joke of the Day
"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."
Next Joke
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."
"How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."
"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
"nurse: are you allergic to any medicine? me: laughter nurse: hahaha. OH MY GOD- me [face swelling up]: i thold thou."
"What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work."
"My wife caught me measuring my dick. Embarrassing! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."
"When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend"