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Joke of the Day
"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."
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"Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks."
"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."
"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."
"Funny Meat Jeffrey sat at the dinner table eating with his mother, when she turned to him and said, "" this meat tastes kinda funny."" He replied, "" Sorry mother, I ran into a clown today."""
"LOOK AT HOW HE OUTGUNS ME http://xboxclips.com/Kolt+the+Don/f1dd03d5-32b3-4238-9134-393050b8d254"
"What did the alpacas go as for their group costume? The zombie alpacalypse"
"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"
"Call me nostalgic, but I often think back to when I was just a boy... Before my botched gender reassignment surgery. Things were simpler, then."
"One day, when you least expect it, every single one of your problems will finally be gone. Oddly enough, so will you."