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Joke of the Day
"""Risky Star"" What kind of a star can be risky? . . A shooting star!"
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"How does Frodo make his own food? Through Frodosynthesis"
"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"
"Ladies, don't wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her!"
"Woke up at 5 am. Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise."
"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."
"TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader""."
"Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, ""Like you mean it."""
"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...one asks for H2O, the other one asks for H2O too, the second one died."