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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her!"

"I recently thought about stealing from the food shelf... But the steaks were too high."

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape."

"What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !"

"What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."

"Duck jokes really quack me up."

"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."