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Joke of the Day
"How does Frodo make his own food? Through Frodosynthesis"
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"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."
"Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt."
"We changed our dog's name to Dad. Because he kept running away"
"Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire? He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*."
"I didn't worry much when my parachute didn't open I didn't understand the gravity of the situation"
"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"
"What do you call a fat rat? enormouse"
"I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi."
"What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."