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Joke of the Day

"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? You knock on the door. How do you sink the same sub again? You knock on the door and they'll come out saying ""Haha! We're not falling for that one again!""."

"My wife made a good point yesterday."

"I think the 2016 Cubs would beat the 1908 Cubs. First, the 1908 Cubs are all dead. Second, the 2016 Cubs are all alive."

"What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer? None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash."

"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."

"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"

"A child was recently forced to write on the chalk board until he died He was sentenced to death"

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"